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We are HOA D.M.s (Defrauded Monkeys.)

Special Notice to the B.O.S.S.HOA, Inc. from the HOA D.M.s

This is to advise you all that we received the Monkey Business 2007 (partial year) "Financial Statement" along with the Monkey Business 2008 "Projected Budget." Please accept our partial bunch of bananas as partial payment of the HOA "dues" and "assessments" demanded. You guys are doing a wonderful job - our cages look great! Our regards to the trio of blind, deaf, and mute Primates on the board.

Your friends,

The Magilla Gorillas - "Cheeta & Coco"

Our HOA Board has progressed from being a "Mickey Mouse" Board to a "Monkey Business" Board and on to a "Rat Bang" Board!

Home Owner Associations are a club you never want to belong to because the club will be used to bash you over the head and then your pockets will be picked.

Join The Resistance !

DEFINITIONS..........

defraud
v. to use deceit, falsehoods or trickery to obtain money, an object, rights or anything of value belonging to another.

harasssment n. anything intentionally done by one person that disturbs or interferes with another person's right to be left alone.

duress n. the use of force, or threats to compel someone to act contrary to his/her wishes or interests. If duress is used to get someone to sign an agreement, a court may find the document null and void.

fraud n. the intentional use of deceit, a trick, or some dishonest means to deprive another of his/her/its money, property, or a legal right.

QUOTES ABOUT FRAUD......

''In a broad strokes definition, fraud is a deliberate misrepresentation which causes another person to suffer damages, usually monetary losses. Most people consider the act of lying to be fraudulent, but in a legal sense lying is only one small element of actual fraud. A salesman may lie about his name, eye color, place of birth and family, but as long as he remains truthful about the product he sells, he will not be found guilty of fraud. There must be a deliberate misrepresentation of the product's condition and actual monetary damages must occur.''

Humorous Quote....

M.A.F.I.A. means Mandatory Associations Foreclosing In America.